Words of Wisdom

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Confucius say,
Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger:ROFLMAO:

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confucious say

Virginity is like a balloon, One ***** and its gone:ROFLMAO:

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confucius say
A passionate kiss is like a spiders web, it soon leads to undoing of fly

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[Dave_Jeter]

Retired Person’s Perspective

1. I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she’s probably very unhappy.
4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you’ve just met? That’s common sense leaving your body.
5. I don’t like making plans for the day. Because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom.
6. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what’s your plan?
9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

Old age is not as bad as I thought. It’s a good feeling when you just don’t give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.

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[veeg]

If at first you don’t succeed, keep on suckin’ til ya do suck seed!"

• Curly (1936)

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Confucius say
Man who go to bed with *** on mind
Wake up with solution in hand:LOL: